Archive for April, 2011
“Ain’t no question if I want it, I need it
I can feel it slowly drifting away from me“
Do you remember the Hoverboards in “Back to the future”? When I first saw it, I simply wanted it. Now it’s time to finally develop it. Unfortunately this model can’t carry any weight.
That’s bollocks. I don’t want to wait another 25 years.
Do you have troubles with picking up girls/boys/humans?
You’re lucky that I just discovered the Pick Up Line Generator that spits out lines like:
“Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?”
“Hi. Are you cute?”
“Do you have a name or can I call you mine?” <<< How cheesy is that?
“I’ll give you a nickel to tickle my pickle.” <<< 3 rhyming words. Not bad.
“Didn’t anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me? I thought you knew.” <<< Honest. Could work actually.
“If I ask you for sex, will you give me the same answer as the answer to this question?”
“I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.” <<< HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, this is just too funny. I superheart this pick-up line!!!
“Are you a Pokemon? ‘Cause i wanna take a peek a’ch you” <<< For Nerds
“If I was the last man on Earth I bet we could do it in public..”
“What’s that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it’s not coming off!” <<< Lol, that is just stupid. Who would say that in real life? Or worse: Who would say that in their fantasies?
“Yesterday I wanted to take I shower. I pulled back the curtain and there was a rhinoceros and a giraffe in the tub. They were eating cheese and they said “Hi.”" <<< I would say that to start a stupid conversation. Not.
You get the idea. Some are really hilarious Lucky that I already have my standard pick up line (that I actually don’t use).
National Geographic provides the best photographs in the world. To work as a photographer for NG must be such an unbelievable honour and it’s recognition for the work at the same time.
The following photos are simply amazing and I wish I could take pictures like that. To capture a moment of sheer beauty must be amazing and to share those photographs must be a precious feeling.
I guess it’s a bit old-fashioned now, however I just discovered this recently and I think it’s great.
Such a cute and creative idea. I should grab my DS for some gaming sessions again…
Life’s about design………..
…. and HAPPINESS XD