Archive for April, 2011
Hoverboards
“Ain’t no question if I want it, I need it
I can feel it slowly drifting away from me“
Do you remember the Hoverboards in “Back to the future”? When I first saw it, I simply wanted it. Now it’s time to finally develop it. Unfortunately this model can’t carry any weight.
That’s bollocks. I don’t want to wait another 25 years.
Pick Up Line Generator
Posted by Kim in World Wide Web on April 30, 2011
Do you have troubles with picking up girls/boys/humans?
You’re lucky that I just discovered the Pick Up Line Generator that spits out lines like:
“Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?”
“Hi. Are you cute?”
“Do you have a name or can I call you mine?” <<< How cheesy is that? 
“I’ll give you a nickel to tickle my pickle.” <<< 3 rhyming words. Not bad.
“Didn’t anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me? I thought you knew.” <<< Honest. Could work actually.
“If I ask you for sex, will you give me the same answer as the answer to this question?”
“I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.” <<< HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, this is just too funny. I superheart this pick-up line!!!
“Are you a Pokemon? ‘Cause i wanna take a peek a’ch you” <<< For Nerds
“If I was the last man on Earth I bet we could do it in public..”
“What’s that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it’s not coming off!” <<< Lol, that is just stupid. Who would say that in real life? Or worse: Who would say that in their fantasies?
“Yesterday I wanted to take I shower. I pulled back the curtain and there was a rhinoceros and a giraffe in the tub. They were eating cheese and they said “Hi.”" <<< I would say that to start a stupid conversation. Not.
You get the idea. Some are really hilarious Lucky that I already have my standard pick up line (that I actually don’t use).
Overwhelming Photographs
Posted by Kim in Photography on April 29, 2011
National Geographic provides the best photographs in the world. To work as a photographer for NG must be such an unbelievable honour and it’s recognition for the work at the same time.
The following photos are simply amazing and I wish I could take pictures like that. To capture a moment of sheer beauty must be amazing and to share those photographs must be a precious feeling.
Perfect Timing
Posted by Kim in Funny Things on April 29, 2011
The future of children
Posted by Kim in Photography on April 28, 2011
Papermade Nintendo DS
Posted by Kim in Gaming, Movies & Videos on April 27, 2011
I guess it’s a bit old-fashioned now, however I just discovered this recently and I think it’s great.
Such a cute and creative idea. I should grab my DS for some gaming sessions again…
